Oestrus Pudenda is a creative genius. Although he works in the field of advertising and marketing he is clearly better than you at everything. He is also much better looking than you, could beat you up and take your girlfriend if he wanted, which he doesn’t because she’s ugly.
Ha ha Oestrus you twat.
OMG your so hot, I wish you were sitting on every casting couch I ever debased myself on. Got anything coming up?
I have never had to debase myself on a casting couch as I am blessed with talent and good looks but I would for you OP Xxx
Struggling actress – come in to the office, I’m sure you’ll find plenty of opportunities to debase yourself.
Successful actress – I’d love to give you the chance to break your duck. Why don’t the two of you come in together, then we can do it in style?
OOOHHH count me in please we could do it seven times with lots of verbal
I don’t wana be on tv or nufin like that i just want u and some crack
Hi OP you look a bit ethnic to me and that would really get on Daddy’s wick. Want to come down to the country house and kiss my foo foo in the stable
Teenage crack whore – Yeah, I could do that.
Posh tottie – Sweet. I always like to spend some time in the cuntry. I don’t want to go anywhere near your daddy’s wick though – no offence to daddy dearest but it’s just not my bag babe.
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Rag Week * « Oestrus Pudenda Creative Genius said this on Thursday, September 11, 2008 at 1:09 pm